Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3)

Author: Stephenie Meyer

Rating: ⭐ 1/5

Date Read: 2016/01/05

Pages: 629

This is a book about a teenage girl that constantly has to deal with supernatural creatures:



She spends a lot of time hanging out with a werewolf:



She’s also desperate to bang her hot vampire boyfriend:



Unfortunately, the only humor here comes from Bella’s extreme stupidity and the beautiful blandness of all her (tame) vampire friends. Anyway, this read like yet another fan-fiction version of a story that doesn’t exist, but not in a meta-fictional, Borges sort of way.